Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas and if you think that’s politically incorrect – leave!

Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas what do you mean thats politically incorrect?   This is Australia mate deal with it!! or leave!!  Seems do-gooders want the only Christmas spirit to be…

‘I’ll have a white Christmas and when that runs out I’ll have a red then Jacks and Bundy AND the rest they say is Zzzz…’ ‘History, sorry nodded off’

I know I joke about it but Christmas is supposed to be about you, me, the kids and family, isn’t it?   But as usual Religion and other disinterested third parties gets involved e.g. some religions don’t celebrate Christmas so we or school kids can’t say Merry Christmas.

We can’t say Ho Ho Ho because we’re calling somebody a slut or hooker – what?? are you serious, get a life.  This is Australia mate, accept it or bugger off out of Australia – let kids enjoy themselves (and us big kids too).

Hey peoples 10 days to Christmas but who’s counting; ok the kids are counting sleeps with their fur pillow amazon and the parents are counting whats left of their money and checking their accounts online. If you’re looking for baby toys for 2 month old boys this Christmas, then go to mybabiesplanet.com to see the full list of 2018 developmental baby toys.

Funny all you can hear is groaning from both the parents and kids, well think about poor old Santa and the trouble he gets into from Mrs Claus 🙂

So Santa cops it on the ground, at home plus what about the traffic he has to avoid…

Well everybody Ho Ho Ho, I hope you have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year and remember this is Australia and if you don’t like Christmas and the festive season then stiff shit!!!

AND if you don’t celebrate Christmas then why not work on Christmas Day in protest and don’t accept a holiday bonus that would be novel.  Hey if you still don’t like the Australian lifestyle then move, go somewhere else like back overseas.   I’ll even throw in a can of Christmas Dinner.

As I said he knows who’s been naughty or nice.

Welcome to Australia and Merry Christmas everybody and a Happy New Year.

Aussie Christmas

Now where’s my Christmas wish list gone…

Christmas Sex List Ho Ho

Anyway I have rambled on for too long, hey if you see me out on the road say gday or hit me up on UHF Channel 40

Till next time, take care, yours in country music – Leigh

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