Merry Christmas we said but don’t say Ho Ho Ho it’s rude – say what?
Hey Merry Christmas or is that even allowed these days in this politically correct world? Seems the only Christmas spirit allowed is ‘I’ll have a white Christmas and when that runs out I’ll have a red then Jacks and Bundy AND the rest they say is Zzzz…’ ‘History, sorry nodded off’.
I joke about it but Christmas is supposed to be about you, me, the kids and family but as usual Religion and other disinterested third parties gets involved e.g. some religions don’t celebrate Christmas so we or school kids can’t say Merry Christmas. We can’t say Ho Ho Ho because we’re calling somebody a slut or hooker – what?? are you serious, get a life. This is Australia mate, lump it or bugger off – let kids enjoy themselves (and us big kids too).
Hey peoples 10 days to Christmas but who’s counting; ok the kids are counting sleeps and the parents are counting whats left of their money and checking their accounts online and all you can hear is groaning well think about poor old Santa and the trouble he gets into from Mrs Claus.
And then he what about the traffic he has to avoid…
Well everybody Ho Ho Ho, I hope you have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year and remember this is Australia and if you don’t like Christmas and the festive season then stiff shit!!! and if you don’t celebrate Xmas then work on Christmas Day in protest and don’t accept a holiday bonus and if you still don’t like the Australian lifestyle then move, go somewhere else.
As I said he knows who’s been naughty or nice.
Anyway I have rambled on for too long, hey if you see me out on the road say gday or hit me up on UHF Channel 40
Till next time, take care, yours in country music – Leigh